We are sorry to report to the Sovanian people…
Earlier this morning, 4 masked men were seen entering ‘Mitozema’ park in Despia. The men were brandishing weapons when they exited their vehicles.
Before anyone knew what was happening the men opened fire, gunning down anyone in their way.
Seventeen people were slaughtered before the men fled north on Highway 12.3.
Many of the following pictures are very gory and viewer discretion is advised.
The identity of them men is currently unknown, but we’ll keep you posted. Until then our sentiments go out to the families of the victims.
May Sovania protect us.
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Sovanian News Now, August 1st (The one month anniversary of the ‘Sovanian Queen’s’ launch.
Reblog this if you’d care if I committed suicide tonight.
I’ve lived in so many times and places and I’ve seen so many things, both good and bad. But the most horrible thing I’ve seen, and I remember it well, was the execution of a gay man for no other reason than that. That’s why we strive for equality here.” -The Despot
“Such petty things as ‘religion’ and ‘personal beliefs’ have no place in running a society unless it will have a positive outcome on the country as a whole. That’s why we’ve done this.” - Madame Lalonde
“I’ve killed so many men for so many reasons, but not one of them for love. That’s why we’ve done this.” -General Fredrick
“I remember living in America with my family, back when morals and religious feelings were a part of “Democracy”. I remember such things because of personal experiences with close friends and one horrible incident involving knives. I vowed never to let that happen again, and it’s never going to. -Diplomat and Madame Caedes.
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The Sovanian Committee, seven minutes after signing the Full Rights Act of 2017.
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Not in a great mood.
ASK me some questions to cheer me up from all of this.
I don’t understand the appeal of mother’s day.
-I always remembered my mother as a vengeful dominatrix, as she would always beat my siblings.
I guess a small part of it was the time, back in the 1400’s, but that doesn’t excuse any of it.
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The Despot on “The View”
5/13/2023
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